Something weird has been happening to me the last week and a half.
I have been craving FILET-O-FISH sandwiches. In fact I have had three in the last nine days.
True story.
I was puzzled by this new development, I mean what is a filet o fish sandwich anyway? It’s basically a giant fish stick with a slab of cheese, slathered in tartar sauce. Gross yet….delicious. It all began after my surgery and the craving has just never stopped. I tried to figure this oddity out the other day with Unasian Daddy Long Legs because she’s really smart and generally has a good answer for everything. She said I must be low in iron. I decided that must be it too. Except, there may be a secret reason.
It’s that time again. McDonald’s Monopoly.
It draws me in every time. All I ever wanted in life was to win something from the McDonald’s Monopoly game other than: Any breakfast sandwich excluding the Egg McMuffin or a Regular McFlurry or Yogurt Parfait. Why do they exclude the Egg McMuffin? That is just wrong. That is the sandwich I like the best, besides the filet-o-fish.
I really don’t think it is too much to ask to be the million dollar winner. Right? I would share the million dollars. Heck, I’ll take the $50 dollar prize, or the free Delta trip. I am not picky. I just have something to say to all those McDonald’s workers out there please pick the containers with the game pieces I need, we all should be cooperating here. I don’t need any more duplicates of BO Railroad or North Carolina Ave. Let’s go for some variety.
I was starting to feel a little bit bad about my filet-o-fish addiction, and McDonald’s Monopoly addiction until I came across Then and Now Meth addict pictures someone put on Facebook. You know, I didn’t feel so bad about fish sandwiches anymore.
XOXO- The Sunny D